This lovely little number began as just the 'Melissa', printed out by the adorable Judy across from me and artistically designed by yours truly. I may or may not have added the 'is awesome'. But it's true.
It all started when Jantzen came over and desecrated my beautiful nameplate with a ballpoint pen and a nasty word. I told him I was no such thing.
Jantzen, thinking I just didn't understand the definition of said word, was more than happy to oblige with a detailed description (See above.)
Pretty sure Jantzen is just jealous of how awesome I am.
But oh, don't worry. It's not just Jantzen that gets to have fun. Brady joins in sometimes, too.
This little number has been passed back and forth between us a few times over the past couple of days.
Still not quite sure where he got it from.
He thought it was the perfect gift:
'He was looking out for my wellbeing', I was assured.
However, I was not allowed to reciprocate and look out for HIS wellbeing, I suppose.
Brady absolutely refuses to take his gift back.
I'll get him back eventually...
Needless to say, I'm a hater.
But at least I'm sanitary.