I May or May Not have decided to put my own bed together.
Just so you know, the screws are mandatory in the attendance of this building party.
I apparently did not feel the same way.
Brady will fix it for me later, he says.
Hopefully before I die.
I should not be allowed to put things together unless under heavy supervision.
I May or May Not freelance for the IKEA catalog.
They asked me to photograph the 2012 catalog, but I couldn't move to Sweden.
How unfortunate for all you IKEA shoppers.
Recently, I took a field trip there to gather some supplies for my room re-do.
This is basically all I have set up so far, besides that blasted bookshelf.
Details to come.
Untouched, taken by yours truly. Be impressed.
I May or May Not ignore instruction manuals.
Jenna does, that's for sure.
Waited all day for another human to build my bookshelf with me
because that's what the instructions said, of course.
Little did I know it was a plot.
Even my furniture is trying to get me to procrastinate.
Explicit instructions to put my life on hold until a friend can come help me stare at a pile of bookshelf pieces.
I May or May Not drive.
Thank you, Angela
for trusting me to:
not kill a pedestrian
not kill your car
not kill you
not kill anything at all
except for maybe a few insects
whilst in your car.
Concrete proof that I manned a vehicle.
I May or May Not attempt to eat healthy.
I do try, actually.
But ultimately the cheeseburger gets the best of me.
However, brown bagged lunches at the office are rather health-conscious.
'A' for effort, right?
Complete with name, so that lunch snatchers keep their distance.
I May or May Not have a betta from outer space.
Took this one last night.
Won't tell you how.
They might be watching us.
One thing is for sure:
Leo knows something I don't.
Altogether, this is a pretty sweet picture I must admit. Untouched.
I May or May Not be sitting in my room on the floor in my pajamas, drinking apple juice and writing a blog post instead of cleaning my room.
Which would you rather do?